Jul
11
2010
And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s……….
Jul
8
2010
Riots in Oakland?
Tonight we get to see how far civilization has come, or at least, how much wiser the police are to matters such as this.
My bet? There’s going to be some violence going down!
Maybe people will prove the Jizzla wrong, but I doubt it.
May
15
2010
Strikeforce – Heavy Artillery Predictions
Alistair Overeem – 1RD KO ( via violent tiger knee is the Jizzla’s prediction)
Andrei Arlovski – 2RD KO (flying knee, if he guards his face on the way over)
Ronaldo Souza – 3RD Submission (‘Jacare’ is one of the best at what he does, would like to see him fight Mayhem in a rematch)
Kevin Randleman – 1RD KO (Randleman has an underestimated stand up game, look for a violent hook)
I’m not calling the last fight, as I don’t know much about those two fighters.
Let’s see if the Jizzla was right.
May
6
2010
Lady of the month – May 2010
Police: Woman attempts robbery, tries to eat note
-Sizzla Jizzla
Jan
10
2010
Teh Interwebs now on cars!
With recent announcements that will soon have internet enabled cars on the roads (not counting custom mods already out there), in the hands of the masses, the Jizzla can’t help but wonder out loud about what the general public, which loves such monstrosities as Myspace and American Idol, will do with this technology.
joeblowjob123 tweets:
zomg! I’ve just been a car wreck. imma die!
current mood: dead
-Sizzla Jizzla