A Faceful of Sizzla Jizzla

They still didn’t kill off Dexter’s sister.. the Jizzla is deflated. Half the reason Trinity found out who he was, was due to Deb calling him and requesting him to come visit her. And why?! So she could ball about her dead BF, tell Dexter to erase his name, just in time to tell him no and do it herself. So in the end, he went there for nothing and Trinity found out where he worked, his real name and, well, we now know what that led to which, unfortunately was NOT Debra’s death.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

-Sizzla Jizzla

So the last few episodes of Dexter have put this season back on a righteous path. While most of the revelations didn’t surprise the Jizzla in the least, they did make him quite happy, as it looks like my previous wish has a good possibility of coming true.

So it didn’t take me long to realize that Trinity didn’t shoot Lundy [sic] and Debra, in fact as soon as they showed where she was shot, I had a feeling it was someone else. When the characters realized that Trinity didn’t shoot Debra, I instantly jumped to the reporter, as she’s roughly the same height as perverted and funny Vince “Aren’t you the one my mom told me not to talk to?” Yes he is Astor, but your mom is a daft bitch, so pay no attention and continue being an annoying, rebellious tween. Cody, pay more attention to Vince, he’ll show you how to be a lady’s man bub. The only surprise with the reporter, is that she is apparently Trinity’s daughter, although “Hi dad” might mean she’s his adoptive daughter, or perhaps something far worse, we’ll find out hopefully this week.

So the whole point of this little write up, is my prediction of what is going to happen. Chances are the reporter tries to kill Debra a second time, leaving Dexter to seek revenge on Trinity, believing he is the one who killed Lundy, and of course, all those other people over the last few decades. It is possible however, that Deliriously Debilitated Dexter is going to kill the reporter first, causing Trinity to flee, possibly using his family as shields in an attempt to escape.

The one thing I am sure of, is that Debra is left mortally wounded, her survival a possible cliffhanger, though I still hope they just fucking kill her! Die Die Die Die!!!! (one exclamation for each Die!)

-Sizzla Jizzla

The above title was what I choose for a post that I wrote the other day, but didn’t get a chance to add until today. After the latest episode of Dexter, it looks like (albeit unlikely) I might get my wish.

After being introduced to this show during it’s first season by a friend, I haven’t wavered in my support for the America’s favorite serial killer. The one part of this equation that I can’t stand however, is Dexter’s sister. She annoys the living shit out of me and I keep hoping, in vain, that they will kill her off. I sum up Dexter’s sister below:

1. She’s a slut, and an unattractive one at that.

2.She can’t go 15 seconds without swearing.

3.She has serious emotional issues that she needs to deal with.

The quickest solution is to just kill her off. She adds nothing to the story except a lot of flings, and 4 and 5 letter words.

That is all.

-Sizzla Jizzla