Mar
30
2010
Miley Cyrus
I came across a movie review of the Miley Cyrus movie “Lost Song”, while paddling my way through the diarrhea river known as sfgate (pronounced: sf-gay) in hopes of reading something decent, though usually that’s in the comments section. The review went on about her bad acting, and I kept looking at her picture. It then hit me: she’s one of those girls who, once they get to college age, guys date in hopes that she’s kinky. Back door Miley? Nothing shocks me once I read about Jessica Simpson liking the buttsecks. I don’t even follow celebrities, and I know more about Jessica Simpson’s sex life than one should know about anybody else but their spouse.
-SizzlaJizzla