A Faceful of Sizzla Jizzla

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-Sizzla Jizzla

Scat Girl

Scat = Half assing your way through a performance. In honor of this video, I, your humble Jizzla, present an old poem. Enjoy, or be pissed!

-Sizzla Jizzla “Hey all you hep cats you’ll love this next skit!”

11-11-2007

That Kimbo fight was a dive

He dove like a gay Superman

In less than one year, a NEW scumbag will be elected president

Poop is not shit

Shit is not poop

Your momma looks like a troll dontcha know hoe?

Your face is like scat on camera

Capture your jazz hand magic daddio

Skibilidy, skibilida, your whoreish nose is the gateway to coke

You need a diet, and so do your chins

You Peppridge Farm retard

Stop sticking your fist into the corpse

Stop raking your shit biznitch

Hate is alive and well in America

Join in the love

Shoot someone today

Stab someone tomorrow

Throw rocks at old people

Or just take a dive like a fag

Blow up a gas station for kicks on Route 66

What happened to your heroin bitch?

Don’t the world make you wanna get crazy

Shoot yourself

Or just take a dive like a fag

You old hag

What makes sense

When you’re staring at a crappy website

Read a crappy poem

Or just take a dive like a fag

Write hate mail to Sizzla Jizzla for saying fag

Or punch yourself for being so reflexively irate

Right on the interstate you queer

Better now daddio?

Croon at 2am

Or just take a dive like a fag