A Faceful of Sizzla Jizzla

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The Jizzla declares this the “Video of the Year”, and the first nominee for “Video of the Decade”. Epic Beard Man deserves his own comic, and I don’t doubt that the interwebs will produce something beyond 4chan comics relatively soon. Yes EBM, you are a motherfucker, and full of win. Don’t stop.

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The Jizzla is just testing to see how many spam post attempts I can get just by mentioning the UFC and UFC 109 multiple times, both in the post, title, and keywords/tags. UFC 109 is very UFC 109, more so than most people thought UFC 109 would be UFC 109. Watching UFC 109 should be like watching UFC 109, but watching UFC 109 will not be like watching a previous UFC, because UFC 109 is UFC 109. Did I mention UFC 109?

Spammers still suck teh cock and like buttsecks.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n5yw_joe-rogan-nice-guy-vs-crazy-lady_fun

Rogan never fails to entertain. The Jizzla does wonder, however, why Rogan even bothers with this stupid twat. Honestly, she isn’t cute, and is borderline retarded. Regardless, she earns the Jizzla’s title of “Lady of the Month” for January 2010 despite how old the video is.

-Sizzla Jizzla “That’s going to be on the bottom of my headshot, ‘Joe Rogan – Nice Guy’!”

With recent announcements that will soon have internet enabled cars on the roads (not counting custom mods already out there), in the hands of the masses, the Jizzla can’t help but wonder out loud about what the general public, which loves such monstrosities as Myspace and American Idol, will do with this technology.

joeblowjob123 tweets:

zomg! I’ve just been a car wreck. imma die!

current mood: dead

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Have been getting well over 30 “comments” a day regarding how to watch UFC online for free. Thank heaven for spam control, but I still thought I’d take the opportunity to say that spammers suck teh cock.
That is all.
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The Jizzla would just like to say Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to everyone out there.

Your humble Jizzla has been busy Sizzlin’, so hasn’t had time to comment on the awesome Strikeforce event recently, or the continual depredation of UFC fight cards.

All in due time!

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They still didn’t kill off Dexter’s sister.. the Jizzla is deflated. Half the reason Trinity found out who he was, was due to Deb calling him and requesting him to come visit her. And why?! So she could ball about her dead BF, tell Dexter to erase his name, just in time to tell him no and do it herself. So in the end, he went there for nothing and Trinity found out where he worked, his real name and, well, we now know what that led to which, unfortunately was NOT Debra’s death.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

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So the last few episodes of Dexter have put this season back on a righteous path. While most of the revelations didn’t surprise the Jizzla in the least, they did make him quite happy, as it looks like my previous wish has a good possibility of coming true.

So it didn’t take me long to realize that Trinity didn’t shoot Lundy [sic] and Debra, in fact as soon as they showed where she was shot, I had a feeling it was someone else. When the characters realized that Trinity didn’t shoot Debra, I instantly jumped to the reporter, as she’s roughly the same height as perverted and funny Vince “Aren’t you the one my mom told me not to talk to?” Yes he is Astor, but your mom is a daft bitch, so pay no attention and continue being an annoying, rebellious tween. Cody, pay more attention to Vince, he’ll show you how to be a lady’s man bub. The only surprise with the reporter, is that she is apparently Trinity’s daughter, although “Hi dad” might mean she’s his adoptive daughter, or perhaps something far worse, we’ll find out hopefully this week.

So the whole point of this little write up, is my prediction of what is going to happen. Chances are the reporter tries to kill Debra a second time, leaving Dexter to seek revenge on Trinity, believing he is the one who killed Lundy, and of course, all those other people over the last few decades. It is possible however, that Deliriously Debilitated Dexter is going to kill the reporter first, causing Trinity to flee, possibly using his family as shields in an attempt to escape.

The one thing I am sure of, is that Debra is left mortally wounded, her survival a possible cliffhanger, though I still hope they just fucking kill her! Die Die Die Die!!!! (one exclamation for each Die!)

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Yeah, it’s a follow up over a week after the event, but it’s still a follow up. Besides, it’s me, your humble Jizzla, so it’s always worthy the wait before I launch my Jizzness out to the world.

Fedor vs. Rogers – Once again, Fedor delivers in both excitement and “OMFG!!” factor. A punch that hearkens back to the days of his fights with Big Nog (Fight # 1 springs to mind), and delivering it in front of over 5 million viewers (and an unknown amount of people viewing online . Despite fighting another opponent that was much larger than him, Fedor showed why he is so dangerous, attempting multiple submissions even with a face full of blood from an opening round jab from Rogers that cut his nose. For Fedor, Overeem seems the next logical step, for Rogers, Bigfoot Silva would be an interesting match up to test where he can go from here.

Mousasi vs. Sokoudju – Another very exciting fight, with Sokoudju doing well until he gassed, suffering another defeat at the hands of Mousasi, but showing that he still has a lot to offer the MMA world as he gets ready to fight in Japan in December in the SuperHulk tournament final at Dream.

Shields vs. Miller – I was expecting more out of this fight, and although Shields did dominate, it was in, IMO, boring fashion. The most exciting part of this match was Miller’s RNC with the seconds ticking away. Had he secured it maybe 10 – 15 seconds earlier, it would have been lights out for Shields. That being said, Miller needs to work on his wrestling more, and Shields needs to work on defending the belt, as he has plenty of contenders willing to step up against him.

Bigfoot Silva vs. Werdum – A good match up that had me excited early. With Silva jumping on Werdum early, but Werdum, true to form, holding on and staging a comeback in the second round. Where each fighter goes from here remains to be seen. Werdum and the loser of Fedor/Overeem would be good, as would a match up with Rogers. Guess we’ll have to wait until Strikeforce lets us all know later on.

I didn’t get to watch the undercards, so I can’t comment, but I heard they weren’t all that bad. All in all though, I must say that this event was more exciting that the last few UFC’s put together. That being said, the UFC still has some exciting match ups down the pipe, I just wish that the fight card as a whole was better for each event. Hopefully competition from the likes of Strikeforce on free TV will get them to change. Only time will tell…

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